b00ndock: wtffanfiction: Fandom: Mass Effect “‘Shepard! I have an incoming projectile on my position!” She double-checked the sensors. Heat readings registered it as at least two-ton warhead. “Must be the remaining Blood Pack forces!’ ‘Shit! Miranda, double-back and find a place to land. We’re not leaving withou-‘ Her Commander’s voice was cut off as Jack’s naked, jizz-soaked body came flying through the glass of the Hammerhead’s cockpit, bouncing into the second-in-command’s lap.” Uhh…what? ._. What in the fucking wild whites of West Virginia just fucking happened? -_-‘

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“‘Shepard! I have an incoming projectile on my position!” She double-checked the sensors. Heat readings registered it as at least two-ton warhead. “Must be the remaining Blood Pack forces!’

‘Shit! Miranda, double-back and find a place to land. We’re not leaving withou-‘

Her Commander’s voice was cut off as Jack’s naked, jizz-soaked body came flying through the glass of the Hammerhead’s cockpit, bouncing into the second-in-command’s lap.”

Uhh…what? ._.

What in the fucking wild whites of West Virginia just fucking happened? -_-‘

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    I’m really curious how they managed to break the glass on the Hammerhead. It’s shatter-resistant and bulletproof.
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